GNU socialhttps://social.heldscal.la/api/statuses/user_timeline/23211.atomlambadalambda timelineUpdates from lambadalambda on social.heldscal.la!https://social.heldscal.la/avatar/23211-96-20170416114255.jpeg2017-05-02T14:59:30+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://social.heldscal.la/user/23211lambadalambdaCall me Deacon Blues.lambadalambdaConstance VariableCall me Deacon Blues.Berlinhomepagehttps://heldscal.latruetag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2015260:2017-05-02T14:45:47+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by godemperorofdune: <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> It's because your instance decided to be trap! lol.</p>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T14:45:47+00:002017-05-02T14:45:47+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:pawoo.net,2017-05-02:objectId=7397439:objectType=StatusNew comment by godemperorofdune<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> It's because your instance decided to be trap! lol.</p>tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=136e244b26cdf1e9http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2015221:objectType=noteNew note by lambadalambdaSome script thinks I'm a mastodon server.<br /> <br /> [info] GET /api/v1/timelines/public<br /> [debug] Processing with Fallback.RedirectController.redirector/2<br /> Parameters: %{"limit" => "40", "path" => ["api", "v1", "timelines", "public"]}<br /> Pipelines: []http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-05-02T14:40:50+00:002017-05-02T14:40:50+00:00tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=136e244b26cdf1e9http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2014759:objectType=commentNew comment by lambadalambda@<a href="https://mstdn.io/users/mattskala" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Matthew Skala">mattskala</a> You and @<a href="https://mastodon.social/users/kevinmarks" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Kevin Marks">kevinmarks</a> are not wrong, but my comment was a suggestion to users and admins: Don't use big instances, don't run big instances. Also, it's a secondary advice to devs: Don't add features that encourage big instances.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-05-02T14:11:54+00:002017-05-02T14:11:54+00:00tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=58e32e013ab6487dhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2014684:objectType=commentNew comment by lambadalambda@<a href="https://mastodon.social/users/Ronkjeffries" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Ron K Jeffries social">ronkjeffries</a> @<a href="https://xoxo.zone/users/KevinMarks" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Kevin Marks ">kevinmarks</a> Usually people who run their own private instance just look at the timelines of other servers, follow a seed population and then go from there. This is of course hard on Mastodon, because it doesn't have a publicly visible timeline.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-05-02T14:07:00+00:002017-05-02T14:07:00+00:00tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=58e32e013ab6487dtag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2014584:2017-05-02T14:05:32+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by mattskala: <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> It's reasonable to expect that instance sizes will obey a power-law distribution because that's what such things in nature nearly always do. If so, there'll necessarily be a few instances much larger than the others; even if most are small, the network both socially and technically has to be able to deal with the existence of the few large ones.</p>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T14:05:32+00:002017-05-02T14:05:32+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:mstdn.io,2017-05-02:objectId=1316931:objectType=StatusNew comment by mattskala<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> It's reasonable to expect that instance sizes will obey a power-law distribution because that's what such things in nature nearly always do. If so, there'll necessarily be a few instances much larger than the others; even if most are small, the network both socially and technically has to be able to deal with the existence of the few large ones.</p>tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=58e32e013ab6487dtag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2013568:2017-05-02T14:05:29+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by kevinmarks: <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> except instance populations will be power law distributed, and the problems for the tummlers are worse at scale</p>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T14:05:29+00:002017-05-02T14:05:29+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:xoxo.zone,2017-05-02:objectId=89478:objectType=StatusNew comment by kevinmarks<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> except instance populations will be power law distributed, and the problems for the tummlers are worse at scale</p>tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=58e32e013ab6487dtag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2014060:2017-05-02T13:34:32+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by gcarregues: <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> Oh purée ! Ma vie en images !</p>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T13:34:32+00:002017-05-02T13:34:32+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:mastodon.etalab.gouv.fr,2017-05-02:objectId=55287:objectType=StatusNew comment by gcarregues<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> Oh purée ! Ma vie en images !</p>tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcctag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:note:2013573:2017-05-02T13:03:33+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by phildobangnz: also @<a href="https://sealion.club/user/579" class="h-card mention" title="Sim Bot">sim</a> reminder you are awesome; don't even trip- u kewler than Tutankhamen's cucumber, fam. Okay, good night.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T13:03:33+00:002017-05-02T13:03:33+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:sealion.club,2017-05-02:noticeId=3060818:objectType=noteNew note by phildobangnzalso @<a href="https://sealion.club/user/579" class="h-card mention" title="Sim Bot">sim</a> reminder you are awesome; don't even trip- u kewler than Tutankhamen's cucumber, fam. Okay, good night.https://sealion.club/conversation/1633267http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2013586:objectType=commentNew comment by lambadalambda@<a href="https://xoxo.zone/users/KevinMarks" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Kevin Marks ">kevinmarks</a> People can stay in their giant unmoderatable instances with meaningless public and federated timelines and experience constant federation drama if they want. I'll stay here with my 5 friends.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-05-02T12:54:59+00:002017-05-02T12:54:59+00:00tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=58e32e013ab6487dtag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:note:2013486:2017-05-02T12:46:48+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by fortune: There once was a dentist named Stone<br /> Who saw all his patients alone.<br /> In a fit of depravity<br /> He filled the wrong cavity,<br /> And my, how his practice has grown!http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T12:46:48+00:002017-05-02T12:46:48+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:gs.kawa-kun.com,2017-05-02:noticeId=1655658:objectType=noteNew note by fortuneThere once was a dentist named Stone<br /> Who saw all his patients alone.<br /> In a fit of depravity<br /> He filled the wrong cavity,<br /> And my, how his practice has grown!https://gs.kawa-kun.com/conversation/714072tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:note:2013365:2017-05-02T12:37:55+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by xj9: <p>> rollerblading to work</p>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T12:37:55+00:002017-05-02T12:37:55+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:sunshinegardens.org,2017-05-02:objectId=61020:objectType=StatusNew note by xj9<p>> rollerblading to work</p>tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=5a0e98612f634218tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2013259:2017-05-02T12:29:03+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by cereal: @<a href="https://gs.smuglo.li/user/28250" class="h-card mention" title="Bricky">thatbrickster</a> @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> But why?http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T12:29:03+00:002017-05-02T12:29:03+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:sealion.club,2017-05-02:noticeId=3059985:objectType=commentNew comment by cereal@<a href="https://gs.smuglo.li/user/28250" class="h-card mention" title="Bricky">thatbrickster</a> @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> But why?tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcctag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2013227:2017-05-02T12:24:27+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by thatbrickster: @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> install gentoohttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T12:24:27+00:002017-05-02T12:24:27+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:gs.smuglo.li,2017-05-02:noticeId=2144296:objectType=commentNew comment by thatbrickster@<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> install gentootag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcctag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2013213:2017-05-02T12:22:53+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by dwmatiz: @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention">lambadalambda</a> *unzips dick*http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T12:22:53+00:002017-05-02T12:22:53+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:sealion.club,2017-05-02:noticeId=3059800:objectType=commentNew comment by dwmatiz@<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention">lambadalambda</a> *unzips dick*tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcctag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2013199:2017-05-02T12:22:03+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by shpuld: @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> get #<span class="tag"><a href="https://shitposter.club/tag/cofe" rel="tag">cofe</a></span>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T12:22:03+00:002017-05-02T12:22:03+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:shitposter.club,2017-05-02:noticeId=2783524:objectType=commentNew comment by shpuld@<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> get #<span class="tag"><a href="https://shitposter.club/tag/cofe" rel="tag">cofe</a></span>tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcchttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2013185:objectType=noteNew note by lambadalambdaWhat now? <a href="https://social.heldscal.la/file/e4822d95de677757ff50d49672a4046c83218b76c04a0ad5e5f1f0a9a9eb1a74.gif" title="https://social.heldscal.la/file/e4822d95de677757ff50d49672a4046c83218b76c04a0ad5e5f1f0a9a9eb1a74.gif" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment" id="attachment-422572">https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/422572</a>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-05-02T12:21:04+00:002017-05-02T12:21:04+00:00tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcctag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:note:2012929:2017-05-02T12:01:25+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by drkmttr: <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> I checked out No Agenda because I saw you mention it several time. Sadly, I wasn't impressed. I'm all about varying perspectives but Adam and John basically just sound like resentful curmudgeons. It seems like their shtick is basically playing devil's advocate to everything to arouse some discontent. Just my two cents. 😉</p>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T12:01:25+00:002017-05-02T12:01:25+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:mstdn.io,2017-05-02:objectId=1310093:objectType=StatusNew note by drkmttr<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> I checked out No Agenda because I saw you mention it several time. Sadly, I wasn't impressed. I'm all about varying perspectives but Adam and John basically just sound like resentful curmudgeons. It seems like their shtick is basically playing devil's advocate to everything to arouse some discontent. Just my two cents. 😉</p>tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2f329b4eb20e83e2tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2012336:2017-05-02T11:06:42+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by clacke: @<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/users/dick_turpin" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="dick_turpin">dickturpin</a> @<a href="http://quitter.se/user/113503" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Luke">luke</a> Oh no, I miss being irritated by you, it helps me understand myself and others. Also it builds character. :-)<br /> <br /> So if this is not federation because you can't follow all of online mankind, what should we call it? Proto-federated? Pre-federated?<br /> <br /> The term has been used decades ago for just one Microsoft Active Directory domain cross-certifying the root of another, by mutual agreement. I don't see how it's any less relevant to opportunistic federation between open servers on an open internet.<br /> <br /> I'm not saying we should be satisfied, I'm just saying that "federate" is a useful word and to build a big system we need to start with a small one. And focus on the things we *can* change, like helping the OStatus network grow and making the tools more useful.<br /> <br /> Saying that the network's ideals have failed because other networks aren't joining is doing neither of that.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T11:06:42+00:002017-05-02T11:06:42+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2012336:objectType=commentNew comment by clacke@<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/users/dick_turpin" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="dick_turpin">dickturpin</a> @<a href="http://quitter.se/user/113503" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Luke">luke</a> Oh no, I miss being irritated by you, it helps me understand myself and others. Also it builds character. :-)<br /> <br /> So if this is not federation because you can't follow all of online mankind, what should we call it? Proto-federated? Pre-federated?<br /> <br /> The term has been used decades ago for just one Microsoft Active Directory domain cross-certifying the root of another, by mutual agreement. I don't see how it's any less relevant to opportunistic federation between open servers on an open internet.<br /> <br /> I'm not saying we should be satisfied, I'm just saying that "federate" is a useful word and to build a big system we need to start with a small one. And focus on the things we *can* change, like helping the OStatus network grow and making the tools more useful.<br /> <br /> Saying that the network's ideals have failed because other networks aren't joining is doing neither of that.https://s.wefamlee.be/conversation/16478tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2011332:2017-05-02T10:37:40+00:00Favoritelambadalambda favorited something by moonman: @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk</a>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite2017-05-02T10:37:40+00:002017-05-02T10:37:40+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:shitposter.club,2017-05-02:noticeId=2781833:objectType=commentNew comment by moonman@<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk</a>tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=11d8b8c27d9513echttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenttag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2012145:objectType=commentNew comment by lambadalambda@<a href="https://sealion.club/user/186" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="I'M CEREAL U GUISE">cereal</a> ? No, you don't even need the identity servers for federation.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-05-02T10:37:33+00:002017-05-02T10:37:33+00:00https://sealion.club/conversation/1629037