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Terms of Service
-This is a placeholder ToS.
+I'm pretty lax
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Don't be a big meanie
+ Arguments are cool and all but don't resort to stuff like flamewars. No hard limits though.
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Mark your lewds!
+ Reminder that lewd is bad and nobody wants to be forced to see that. Just mark it sensitive and anything goes
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Keep it legal!
+ Server is hosted in france, keep content legal for there (+ wherever you're browsing from)
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No ads/spambots
+ I didn't think I'd have to specify this, but please do not set up bots solely for trying to advertise.
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Non-TOS recommendations
+ This is stuff that'd I'd like you to do, but I won't outright ban you if you don't follow them
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+ - If someone is sadposting, don't antagonise them - they probably just want to vent
+ - Take things as if they were posted in good faith - unless it's obvious that they weren't
+ - Put walls of text behind a subject (CW) - helps the timeline not get flooded with text
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+So I guess yeah, that's about it. Try to be nice, eh? We're probably all sad here.
-Edit "/static/terms-of-service.html" to make it fit the needs of your instance.
