diff --git a/src/i18n/en.json b/src/i18n/en.json
index 83b8363c..fe706bf1 100644
--- a/src/i18n/en.json
+++ b/src/i18n/en.json
@@ -255,7 +255,7 @@
         "login": "Log in",
         "logout": "Log out",
         "password": "Password",
-        "placeholder": "myusername",
+        "placeholder": "e.g. nocebo",
         "recovery_code": "Recovery code",
         "register": "Register",
         "username": "Username",
@@ -379,7 +379,7 @@
             "text/x.misskeymarkdown": "MFM"
         },
         "content_warning": "Content Warning (optional)",
-        "default": "Just arrived at Luna Nova Academy",
+        "default": "Just landed in L.A.",
         "direct_warning_to_all": "This post will be visible to all the mentioned users.",
         "direct_warning_to_first_only": "This post will only be visible to the mentioned users at the beginning of the message.",
         "edit_remote_warning": "Changes made to the post may not be visible on some instances!",
@@ -410,12 +410,12 @@
     },
     "registration": {
         "bio": "Bio",
-        "bio_placeholder": "e.g.\nHi! Welcome to my bio.\nI love watching anime and playing games. I hope we can be friends!",
+        "bio_placeholder": "e.g.\nlook what the cat dragged in",
         "captcha": "CAPTCHA",
         "email": "Email",
         "email_language": "In which language do you want to receive emails from the server?",
         "fullname": "Display name",
-        "fullname_placeholder": "e.g. Atsuko Kagari",
+        "fullname_placeholder": "e.g. astra",
         "new_captcha": "Click the image to get a new captcha",
         "password_confirm": "Password confirmation",
         "reason": "Reason to register",
@@ -423,7 +423,7 @@
         "register": "Register",
         "registration": "Registration",
         "token": "Invite token",
-        "username_placeholder": "e.g. akko",
+        "username_placeholder": "e.g. nocebo",
         "validations": {
             "email_required": "cannot be left blank",
             "fullname_required": "cannot be left blank",